December 2011
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If your crush and bias confesses to you:
CRUSH: I like you...
ME: ...don't joke with me.
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BIAS: I like you...
ME: Marry me, have my children, TAKE ME NOW.
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I wonder if I am someone's crush
moodyteenagerr:
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Today's jam:
Jay Park’s New Breed Part I.
raping the replay button
not my fault ok
Jay Park’s music is osom
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I love people who actually care.
Not those who will be like “You okay?” when you say that you don’t feel okay or if you feel down. I love those people who just know by the sound of your voice or appearance. Those people are the kind of people who I want to keep in my life. They just know me so well to know that I’m either mad, sad, annoyed or anything. Very few people are like that in my life. I wish there were more.
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Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic lol
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my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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“Liking somebody isn’t always a happy thing.”
– City Hunter
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It feels so fulfilling to be able to help the...
Ad Majorem ☩ Dei Gloriam
Guys, victims feel relieved from seeing volunteers. We need not only your prayers but prayer AND action. Let us all be men and women for others.
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During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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2011: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
1836: Infant, thee enlighten thy globe like no other.
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Help CDO and Iligan
Stop.
This may seem trivial to you but please, read.
As I have mentioned in my post about the typhoon Sendong, it is tragic. Heartbreaking. Stolen lives and homes for people in Cagayan de Oro and Iligan. With this, we need all the help we can gather.
You can help. Significantly. Your help matters. It may not seem so because really, if you’re not from the places mentioned (refer title)...
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